Of all the podcasts on the Two Halfsquads, not a single one has been devoted to ASL mapmakers. This in itself is a crying shame, as there's a raft of famous (Kibler, Petros, Dunn) and not-so-famous (Kirkaldy, Fischer) map artists to choose from. Even the infamous (Dolan).
And then there's me. Witty raconteur, man about town. Easily able to carry on a scintillating conversation for the length of a "podcast", whatever the hell those are.
But do they call? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I even emailed them a while ago. Something along the lines of, "Hey Weenies! Interview me!". But call they did not.
My God, at this rate they're even gonna get to Glennbo before me.
And that, my friends, is a crime against humanity.