Most vicious joke, of German origin, about Belgians, that I've heard, goes:
- How many children has typical Belgian citizen?
- Four. 2 buried in the basement, 2 recorded on VHS.
Most vicious joke, of German origin, about Belgians, that I've heard, goes:
- How many children has typical Belgian citizen?
- Four. 2 buried in the basement, 2 recorded on VHS.
I like women with dark, long, curly and soft teeth.
Ouch!!Originally Posted by Manilianus
There must be an Austrian version of that given recent events over there.
I'd rather eat my copy of Onslaught to Orsha than purchase another CH! product.
There is one, but I don't think it's German:
- What says Austrian to his compatriotes, when he shows them around a basement?
- Make yourselves at home.
I like women with dark, long, curly and soft teeth.
About the Swiss (as I am Swiss, I think one has to laugh at oneself a little)...
In Switzerland, we have different "cantons", which are like "States" in the USA, and some have "specifities for jokes".
About canton de Vaud (people here don't speak much and don't like extremism and extraversion , they speak with a lot of restraint) :
Two "Vaudois" are sitting at the lakeside of Lake Leman (= Lake Geneva, but Vaudois call it Leman).
- Well, says the first one, when I see the sky,the mountains, the lake and all the birds flying, I ask myself if, after all, there perhaps could be a creating God behind such a beautifull nature...
- Hey, says the second one, have you turned fanatical or what?
A Vaudois enters a "café", sits at a table, and says : - Two!
The waiter comes and serves him two deciliters of white wine
Another Vaudois enters, sits next to the first customer, and says: - Two!
The waiter comes and serves him two deciliters of white wine
A Geneva citizen enters, and sits at another table.
- Please, he asks the waiter, could you serve me two deciliters of your delicious chasselas wine, from Saint-Saphorin or Yvorne, please.
The waiter serves him the wine, the Genevois drinks it and leaves the "café".
Then the first Vaudois turns to the second one and say : - That guy... what a babbler!
The Appenzell (central Switzerland Gremand speaking canton) people are small :
Question : why can't one buy condoms in Canton de Vaud anymore?
Answer : the Appenzellers came and bought the all as sleeping bags
Question : why are Appenzellers bad soccer players?
Answer : because the grass tickles their armpits
Question : why are the Appenzellers good hockey players?
Answer : because they even train in Summer, in their freezer
The Fribourg people, mostly peasants, have the reputation of being dirty :
Question : why do birds fly in circle over Fribourg canton?
Answer : they are pinching their beak with one of their wings
Question : why do the Fribourg people have liquid manure next to their hospitals?
Answer : for blood transfusions
The Geneva canton people have the reputation to open their mouth a lot (usually to express their contestation) :
A dentist is dealing with a Geneva citizen patient.
- Hey, says he, I see you spent nice holidays !
- How do you know ? askes the Geneva citizen
- Well, your amigdals have got a tan...
Last edited by Swiftandsure; 15 Dec 08 at 02:36.
Heh, reminds me of my friend from Cracovia. Here's one I've heard from him:
The Devil took Pole, Englishman, Frenchman, and German to an edge of the void. He steps to an Englishman and says:
- Jump!
- No, I won't.
- A gentleman would jump.
Englishman jumped. The devil comes to Frenchman and says:
- Jump.
- I will not jump.
- A gentleman would.
- I won't jump.
- But it's very stylish to jump.
Frenchman jumped. The Devil turns to German:
- Jump!
- No, I won't jump.
- You know, a gentleman would jump.
- I won't.
- It's very stylish to jump these days.
- I will not jump.
- It's an order!
German jumped. The Devil steps to Pole and says:
- Jump!
- I won't.
- A gentleman would jump.
- I won't.
- It's stylish to jump.
- I won't.
- It's an order!
- I won't.
- Oh f*ck it, don't jump then...
Pole jumped.
Last edited by Manilianus; 15 Dec 08 at 05:18.
I like women with dark, long, curly and soft teeth.
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