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    Forum Guru Glennbo's Avatar
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    Soylent ASL

    I was looking at the Armies of Oblivion scenarios and, while lost in thought stuck a Romanian armor unit near my lip and then absent-mindedly knawed it a bit. The taste was...well, funny. So I sent it off to a chemist friend of mine and he said it was GROUND-UP CORPSES! ASL IS PEOPLE! It doesn't matter to me, but will this news change your attitude towards ASL? Do you refuse to play with counters made out of PEOPLE?!
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    Definitly not, there's nothing wrong with that.... just keep going....and going...

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    I knew this already. The fact that they tasted the same as my flatmate was the big give away.

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    Well, looking at the girth of many an ASLer, there's many a counter to be made.
    The Sherman: The best tank of World War II.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackcloud6
    Well, looking at the girth of many an ASLer, there's many a counter to be made.

    Yeah, when ASLers sing "We are the world" we're telling the truth!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glennbo
    So I sent it off to a chemist friend of mine and he said it was GROUND-UP CORPSES! ASL IS PEOPLE!
    This is nothing new. My troops always get ground-up, chewed and spit out in the games I play......
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    Think of the poor counters next time you clip their corners.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissionDirector
    Think of the poor counters next time you clip their corners.....
    You will know when your counters were "rushed" through the processing when you clip the corners, a little bit of red liquid suddenly appears......
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    Glenn,

    How DOES you mind work?



    Peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glennbo
    while lost in thought stuck a Romanian armor unit near my lip and then absent-mindedly knawed it a bit. The taste was...well, funny. So I sent it off to a chemist friend of mine and he said it was GROUND-UP CORPSES!
    Holy Hannah! You mean Leatherface works for MMP?? I was wondering what happened to those old timers we never hear from anymore.

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